Hello, Babies. Welcome to Earth. (this is the remedy for inconsistent notebook-keeping)Tumblr (3.0; @uglyguckling)http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83038f7ac79eadd101b87469059eb95e/tumblr_mn2u27c45Z1rrwmroo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I WANT A TYPEWRITER SO BADLY!!!1111!!!!1111!!</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916850882http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916850882Mon, 20 May 2013 13:09:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo2_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v6o2hlnm1r5k9koo8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llamabutts.tumblr.com/post/38100013168/feyminism-shit-tina-feys-five-year-old" target="_blank">llamabutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feyminism.tumblr.com/post/21690852824/shit-tina-feys-five-year-old-daughter-says" target="_blank">feyminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says</strong></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yoj00kB51qaa50k.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>seems very fitting considering who her mother is</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>the only reason for procreating: kids say stupid shit, and it’s perfection</strong> </p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916679814http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916679814Mon, 20 May 2013 13:06:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/015482934373954950526ef9a8b89e87/tumblr_mn15djEMyz1qitpt4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://japcoregalore.tumblr.com/post/50790718263/let-me-just-park-my-squid" target="_blank">japcoregalore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>let me just park my squid</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>so good for so many reasons</em></strong></p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916574368http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916574368Mon, 20 May 2013 13:04:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e14bd58502251d0e1219e39bb2605970/tumblr_mkovkweSnb1rkdzfio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc9ae2ccdeb3ab75635ba05dcee84812/tumblr_mkovkweSnb1rkdzfio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>give it up, it’s a skirt, Arnold</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916467831http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916467831Mon, 20 May 2013 13:03:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f2dcb71b3defc75c2e7cbd4e6f8eb93/tumblr_mi7lv1CxdR1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love me a dog, real or otherwise, whose face is permanently sad. Makes me feel at home.</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916390021http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916390021Mon, 20 May 2013 13:01:51 -0400“How fragile we are, between the few good moments.” - Jane Hirshfield,Vinegar and Oilhttp://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916512624http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916512624Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/746f01a9af81c2e70c579e17b3d22391/tumblr_mn3uzbKNmX1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>creepy and perfect, it’s nearly summertime</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916244225http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916244225Mon, 20 May 2013 12:59:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dohek2jp1qcepzco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>whatever you say, Leo</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916191913http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50916191913Mon, 20 May 2013 12:58:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b52137e5bddf381736b6ea1135ce8fe6/tumblr_mmumku5gTC1r9d48yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This shit is OFFICIALLY out of hand… everyone needs to grab a bottle of nail polish remover and fucking relax. <strong>This shit is not okay.</strong></p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511562413http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511562413Wed, 15 May 2013 15:08:52 -0400nailsnail artnail swagswagnail polishout of fucking handabsurdstupidtrendmake it stop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71s0fm2Hb1qmbg8bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71s0fm2Hb1qmbg8bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>couldn’t have said it better myself</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511461875http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511461875Wed, 15 May 2013 15:07:16 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zArsmnpTY8s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>perfect</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50510934184http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50510934184Wed, 15 May 2013 15:07:00 -0400youth lagoonyltrevor powers60 seconds60 seconds leftlinuspeanutssnoopycartooncharlie brown<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4957c439bd29766def639e7064d52aef/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bbe950e2041674dfaddee23fb20b4b6/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fecfdde3a72995fac6068b1315a92079/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73c4e197aa87b3dcac613287d4f903b9/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab4b2ac224c48ee66305a75ed0380c80/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5890469c815cfa649061aee865ca80cd/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/147a1303a50f32aa0588b57afd403935/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31edfd2daf71b40315ef3511303077f0/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e344382a6e86fb7b10bcc11546358da/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc4600672b4d100255838be3a258e7cf/tumblr_mlqqm2Ybg81soldrxo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>i WILL do this when i start to spawn…<strong><em> *permanent roommate*</em><br/></strong></p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511417395http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511417395Wed, 15 May 2013 15:06:33 -0400permanent roommatespawnchildkiddadparentingpost itsnotesbaby steps<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ece945bdcd551094752b72fee98f0aa9/tumblr_mmuqvmlNpj1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50508625014/the-sometimes-always-never-3-button-rule" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/05/15/the-sometimes-always-never-3-button-rule/" target="_blank">The Sometimes, Always, Never 3-Button Rule</a></p> </blockquote>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511176183http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50511176183Wed, 15 May 2013 15:02:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d79936c2a69facd08feadcfb1901b43/tumblr_mmusp7jOXc1qa578so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperworker/" target="_blank">yep. </a></p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50510988939http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50510988939Wed, 15 May 2013 14:50:00 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/7638752" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>London in 1927, experimenting with color for the first time, truly amazing</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50361226253http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/50361226253Mon, 13 May 2013 16:02:17 -0400Vimeolondonhistory1920earlyfilm““If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981934811http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981934811Wed, 08 May 2013 22:12:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5y8l6X4be1r3tw6zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>hahahahahaha.</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981789263http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981789263Wed, 08 May 2013 22:11:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac31acbdae45c27ba088f75b3a00743f/tumblr_mkx2t9OD341qevrq1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’ve got to incorporate this into my vows some day, somehow</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981751614http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981751614Wed, 08 May 2013 22:10:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df9e3ef3a2e33403830262285326ec83/tumblr_mkx9q1a45O1rn5sp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>self-portrait </p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981641499http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981641499Wed, 08 May 2013 22:09:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d58ce35c3cde3d6916a7c3972ddd851/tumblr_ml3nbxZ7Wu1qjxia2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I already want to find a new place and move and be surrounded by pretty things all day.</p>http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981607914http://uglyguckling.tumblr.com/post/49981607914Wed, 08 May 2013 22:09:08 -0400